3rd Gen iPad with Retina Display pricing slashed by RM120
3rd Gen iPad with Retina Display pricing slashed by RM120
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EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS
1. A man comes into the ER and yells. . ..... 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco 2.... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'.. . .. replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA 3.. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg Corvallis , OR 5. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Ro...