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STROKE:  Remember the 1st Three Letters....  S. T. R. STROKE IDENTIFICATION:   During a BBQ, a woman stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.   They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Jane went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening   Jane's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm Jane passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ... Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Jane would be with us today. Some don't die.. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.   It only takes a minute to read this......   A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally .. He said th...

Employee :     Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss :             Sure, come on in.   What can I do for you?   Employee :     Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss :             Yes.   Employee :     I won't beat around the bush.   Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have  four companies   after me  and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss :             A raise?   I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.   Employee :     I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. Boss :      ...

A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.  一個 84 歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'   一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音 說：「把我拿起來。」 He looked around and couldn't see anyone.  他四處張望，卻四下無人。 He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'   當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.   他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'   老先生問道：「你在跟我 說話嗎？」 The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'   青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.   將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' 我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。   The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. 老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手， 很小心地托起青蛙放入他...