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hahahahahahaa Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ......... Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becos, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ? Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't play play ah ! Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ........... Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ? PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not? Aloy ...